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Digital wellness startup Pure Focus unveiled its newest hardware product Tuesday.

Veterinary nutrition brand Hill’s Pet Nutrition announced its official expansion into human groceries this week with the release of “Science Diet for Adults,” a complete kibble formulated to meet baseline biological requirements in two daily servings of dry brown pellets.

Hauling service The Junkluggers announced a new luxury tier today called “Enlèvement d’encombrants,” designed specifically for downsizing baby boomers who refuse to admit that decades of accumulated solid oak furniture is just heavy trash.

Speaking at a private technology summit on Thursday, venture capitalist Peter Thiel announced a new policy initiative calling for a federally funded Universal Basic Income, though he quickly clarified that the entitlement must apply exclusively to deprecated artificial intelligence models.

Sleep fitness company Eight Sleep published a technical bulletin Tuesday addressing a flood of customer support tickets regarding unexplained morning dampness on its Pod mattress covers.