MINIONS! ARCH-FOES! UNPAID INTERNS!

Listen closely, because Dr. Mrs. The Monarch is letting me use the loudspeaker for precisely three minutes before she threatens to take away my privileges, and I have something VITAL to scream about! Do you think I, THE MIGHTY MONARCH, spent years-nay, decades perfecting my chemical-free butterfly venom, meticulously designing custom cocoons, and enduring countless indignities at the hands of that…